Come and let's do the warp drive
Here it's worse than a beehive
Let's do the warp drive again
Go and catch some spacewomen

Forget about your dumb hobbit,
Let's go and kick some martian butt
Let's have fun in the black hole
I will make you love that habit

Come see my rocket
Put your hand in my pocket
Come see my rocket
Just try to play the cricket
 

Want you to ride my rocket
Into deep space and far beyond
I'll make you feel like a blond!
You will enjoy my sweet planet

Come and let's do the warp drive
Here it's worse than a beehive
Let's do the warp drive again
Go and catch some spacewomen!

Come see my rocket
Put your hand in my pocket
Come see my rocket
Just try to play the cricket

Move your body to the rhythm
We're a part of the Cosmic wave
You can use my funky fulcrum (NDFlo: joli, non?)
Instead of snoring in the grave

I want to see that eery star
That shines brightly near Uranus
If you don't want to go that far
You'd better start and read Locus

Come see my rocket
Put your hand in my pocket
Come see my rocket
Just try to play the cricket

You don't want to see my rocket?
I can show you my tatoo instead
It's an alien with 5 red baskets
And slimmy tencacles on the head

Come see my rocket
Put your hand in my pocket
Come see my rocket
Just try to play the cricket